Oh look at your calendar!
Aint it true that time really flies?
It's gonna be Year 2006 real soon.
I feel so old all of a sudden.

I'm currently suffering from serious body aching.
My whole body aches like hell.
Muscles (or fats you say) are aching.
Bones feel as though they are breaking.

I NEED A MASSAGER FOR CHRISTMAS!
*hint Hints*